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      If I remember correctly, she literally bursted out laughing when he got to the cats thing. I know I did.

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        Imagine the profound satisfaction of it being your job to look him in the eye and say shit that’ll drive him crazy, and if you make him look dumb enough you get to be the president.

        I’m not mentally well enough to even contemplate that level of self actualization right now.

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        I can’t make out what she mouths later, but her exclamation as she laughed was “Oh come on…”

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          I REALLY wish we could have heard what she was thinking when she held back, and instead said “This…ffffffformer president.”

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        The look on her face when she realized that baiting him on crowd sizes was enough to set him off was priceless. It was definitely an “I already won this and it’s been less than 10 minutes” look.

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    Refused to say he supports ukraine and “would end the war in 24 hours”

    When asked if he had a healthcare plan, he said he had a “concept of a plan”. and “when we think of one itll be the best.”

    So no, he doesnt support ukraine.

    And no healthcare plan.

    The guy is an idiot.

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          Actually, he was probably watching PAW Patrol.

          “It was a whole city, run by dogs, and a dog was the mayor, and another dog was a firefighter! That one was a dallmation of coarse! He had spots. So many spots. People say he has the best spots, no, they really do. You can ask anyone. There was a dog waiter, and a dog resteraunt, and they were eating cats and dogs. It’s true. It was very sad. I SAW IT ON TV, OK!!!”

          Cut to a shot of Harris stiffling laughter from turning into a belly laugh

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            Hey, Mayor Goodway isn’t a dog.

            But yes, the firefighter dog is dalmatian lol

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    For anyone wondering the mental institutions thing is because he doesn’t know what “asylum” means

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    He managed to smile just fine at the 9/11 memorial and at Arlington…

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    What’s with the random Words being Capitalized? Is there Some kind of secret Message that He’s encoding in his truth Social Posts that i’m not Able to understand?

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    Anyone want to make a botnet to flood Truth Social with? Imagine a tsunami of “concept of a plan” comments. He’d get so angry he’d probably have a stroke.

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          But then they might make money and get flooded by bots, therefore unaliving the platform because of all the bots talking to bots.

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        That is a sad truth. Does it have downvotes or dislikes? The potential to drive him insane is astronomical through that attack vector. But yeah it would make him richer and thats an estate we would all be better off without.

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      On the one hand, I think it would be hilarious and would definitely piss him off. On the other hand, I don’t want any presence on Truth Social, even as a bot.

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    You all make your little jokes while you forget what it’s really all about:

    THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS!

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    One thing I love is that he still hasn’t managed to come up with a nickname for Kamala Harris that sticks. He’s tried Kamabla which failed miserably, and this “Comrade Kamala” is bound to fail too. I can guarantee it bugs him.

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      Everytime I’ve ever seen his smile, he always looks like he’s forcing it because he has some pin digging into the back of his neck. And the only way to get the pin out is to try to smile convincingly, but it still hurts like hell.

      That’s his smile. Everytime.

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        Oh I’ve seen him smile convincingly:

        I mean you’d smile too if you met your rich Hitler bro. Even if he is one of THEM.

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    i saw the debate and thought wow, men are so emotional! we can’t let a man lead the country.