Like if I see a woman just walking alone, or in a group of other humans, meh. That’s not interesting.
But if she has a dog with her? NOW I’m interested in looking. Then she gets nervous as I approach, as confused as my gaze continuously goes farther down as we get closer. Until she realizes I’m more interested in her dog than her.
Yeah, ok, you’re wearing a lowcut top, with your boobs halfway out…but THIS A GOOD BOI!!!
So her intentions are counterproductive to the end result. The dogs are so much more interesting. But the vibe I get from these women is that they feel like they’re in danger…psssh, maybe in danger of me stealing their dog and running away!
Nah. I don’t have enough room in my place to steal a cities worth of dogs…but maybe I could start a business where you come in, and get to be in a room full of dogs, and you could pet them, and give them treats. But then you gotta walk them. And clean their poop on the walk. But if you don’t come back, we assume you adopted that dog. And we charge your credit card an adoption fee! And then we steal even MORE dogs!!!
And soon McDonalds buys us, and expands the business globally. So now we steal EVERYBODIES dogs! But then they have issues because now people are complaining that people are stealing their dogs. But you can’t like…OWN dogs, man!
And thats when the hippie movement gets involved, and they buy all the stock in this company, because we launched an IPO.
So now we sell cannabis and play No Doubt and Sublime in our compounds. And that’s when people start breeding dogs en masse at home, because our prices have gotten out of control over the decades as we’ve gained a monopoly over dogs.
And so with all this dog breeding going on, dogs have evolved to have a blue fur. And this pisses off the christians because it proves evolution is a very real thing. But the dogs also evolve to speak human language, walk on hind legs, and have opposable thumbs.
As the christians and the catholics are protesting dogs, the muslims take offense to the existance of the christians and catholics.
So now USA is going to war with all the muslim middle eastern countries. And since the dogs want no part of this, they learn to build and sail boats, and take to the shores in pursuit of Africa.
Finding very little resistance in their governments, the dogs unite all the African nations to be Doglandia. And they pay to scientificly advance their space craft. Because they now understand how crazy humans are. And they can build a new society on Mars.
So now in the year 2499 Mars declairs war on Earth. And that’s how humanity dies. All because I look at dogs and women are offended by that.
mate… what the fuck are you on? definitely gonna stay clear of whatever you got
Guess you gotta stop breathing oxygen. I’m sober.
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Shame that you value your life so little that you wasted a part of it typing that out.
You know, I should be a little miffed at someone sneaking fiction into casual conversation, but it was a fun ride lol.
Legit though, I think most people can tell whether you’re looking at their face, their boobs, or their dog. For one, most people aren’t grinning and making baby talk to boobs. I do, but only my wife’s.
Back before my little girl went off to whatever goodness awaits perfect dogs, as antisocial as I am, as much as I hate talking to strangers, I could always tell whether someone was smiling at me or my dog, even if I couldn’t see their eyes. There’s an openness and joy when people that like dogs smile because of a dog that even the happiest and most friendly of humans won’t give for another person.
I have resting psycho face, but when I see a dog and start smiling, even little old ladies can tell I’m not a threat.
Yeah, some people can fake it, but still.
After my girls died, it took me a while to see other dogs and not cry. It still makes me sad sometimes, and it’s been almost two years since the one passed, but most of the time, I see a dog and get that goofy grin on my face the way I have since I was a kid.
As a side note, some dogs do have blue-ish fur. My girl had what’s called a blue merle coat pattern as part of her fur coloration, and it really does look blue in most light, the same as the blue colors of other breeds. It’s really pretty.
But if she has a dog with her? NOW I’m interested in looking. Then she gets nervous as I approach, as confused as my gaze continuously goes farther down as we get closer. Until she realizes I’m more interested in her dog than her.
Yeah, ok, you’re wearing a lowcut top, with your boobs halfway out…but THIS A GOOD BOI!!!
This is an incel
NGL. I only read to the fourth paragraph and started getting creeped out. I skimmed the rest, and really got lost in your point. You ok? Trying some psychedelics for the first time? What is happening in your head right now?
You didn’t take the ride! It’s supposed to go from creepy to a hard left, to anger, to confusion, to sci-fi, to finally unable to even figure out what the fuck you even just read.
But you skipped it. Thats like picking up a book, reading to the 2nd chapter, and then giving up.
You had me until dog breeding.
ETA: Catholics are christian.
what the fuck is this post
This is such a sexist and racist generalization that I think this idiot posted this as rage bait.
Mods please delete this dogshit brain rot post.
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There’s no dosage. I don’t do drugs.
