My mom and her prayer warriors have been praying to get my car fixed quickly. My car has been in the shop for a month. Apparently the omniscient omnipresent God of the universe can’t fix a car.
My mom and her prayer warriors have been praying to get my car fixed quickly. My car has been in the shop for a month. Apparently the omniscient omnipresent God of the universe can’t fix a car.
He’s only god of the gaps, and there’s no gap for him to fill in our understanding of cars.
I’m listening to Ghost now, friend of Satan 🤘
Are you on the square?
I really was listening to Ghost
Are you on the level?
I’m on the circle
Are you ready to swear right here, right now before the devil?
Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub
Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer
That is Year Zero.
Fun fact: You have to be a Christian to believe in the devil. That means you can only worship the devil if you’re a Christian.
I get it now. Square Hammer. I’m a bit dense sometimes.