Some jokes land and some don’t. No big deal.

I hate it when they count down to the last second before the bomb goes off.

I feel like I should tattoo the verses they seem to ignore on their foreheads backwards so they have to see it every time they look in the mirror: Love thy neighbor as thyself and Judge not lest ye be judged. Hypocrites.

Um, but, private industry does everything better than the gubment. Right?

/s

Lol, Like it

The purpose, at least for me, is to find some stupid comedy to make me forget about the stupid world I live in.

Absolutely

CEO’s sure like to talk without actually saying anything.

Wow, that looks really cool.

Okay, Junior, when a mummy skeleton and a daddy skeleton love each other very much, they rub their bones together and that’s how they make baby skeletons.

The word “pagan” originally just meant “country dweller”. The beginning of what would be considered Europe would be ancient Greece, so the 8th century, I guess? Something like 1300 years ago.

Liberals are partly to blame. Many workers in the South and Midwest lost their jobs, and liberals responded by looking down their noses at the “dumb country bumpkins” in the flyover states, where the so-called “basket of deplorables” live. They should listen to the educated elites. Democrats focus on social justice instead of jobs and the price of bread, leaving them out of touch with the common person.**

Oops, sorry, I flubbed it. Oh well.

Sarcasm starts with an S unless you are being sarcastic, which is even more funny if you are.

In HTML and stuff, you would write something like:

<s “sarcastic comment that makes everyone laugh” /s>

You forgot the /s. “Unexpected end of line error in line 182”

I thought kids online were supporting Palestine.

All they have to do is say they are doing it to protect their children and the pitch forks come out.

I’m 63 and addicted to social media. Checkmate government lackey.

In Guildwars 2 we used to launch cows at the enemy

It’s the author of the clip art