• interolivary@beehaw.org
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    11 months ago

    Russians practically blame the west if they stub their toe on furniture, so this is hilariously on brand.

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    11 months ago

    Arsonist blames fire department for amount of water on his kindling

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    11 months ago

    “I can’t believe all these people I’m trying to starve to death don’t want to come meet me!”