Condom, never used.
Used mine twice.
deleted by creator
Musk still rich
My Arch broke.
Use nixos
btw
Back to work.
Here’s our winner.
Back to office.
Reddit still going.
For sale: baby
shoes never worn
You forgot the comma after shoes but: bingo, that’s the one!
Boy or girl?
Aufenthaltserlaubnisverlängerungsantragsfrist verpasst.
German is cheating!
Alarm clock ringing
In our bed?!
Liberty is kil
no
Good dog, stay.
You fucker :(
I made myself sad writing that.
I loved you
“She preferred him.”
I don’t think I like this game.
Actually, it’s GNU/Linux
I love to say this sassily and where it doesn’t fit just because “guh noo” sounds funny
That’s not sad.
it’s a glimpse into a sad life
I’m not sad.
Donald Trump exists
It said a sad story, not a fucking nightmare. There might be kids reading this, don’t scare them!
It’s a German fairytale. (I wish.)
German inspired.
Drumpf
Four more years.
