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minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up77·2 months agoBUT . . .But. To make it up to you we’ve also sold your info to a “Privacy Lock” company who will sell you something imaginary for as long as you pay them. That’ll totally fix it.
minus-square018118055linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·2 months ago3 months later; privacy lock company is breached
minus-squareNoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agoOh it was an Eastern European shell this whole time and they have my social security number for some reason
BUT . . .But. To make it up to you we’ve also sold your info to a “Privacy Lock” company who will sell you something imaginary for as long as you pay them. That’ll totally fix it.
3 months later; privacy lock company is breached
Oh it was an Eastern European shell this whole time and they have my social security number for some reason