Plz I miss my reddit scary threads

  • ciko22i3
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    34
    ·
    1 year ago

    I saw a hornet. Killed him and a few more came. Then i swiftly moved away and they left me alone.

    My life is pretty tame.

    • Chozo@kbin.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      18
      ·
      1 year ago

      You should embellish a little. Say they were Murder Hornets and that you barely made it out alive after fashioning a makeshift dagger out of the stinger of the first one you killed (with your bare hands, naturally).

    • conc@lemmy.mlOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      1 year ago

      This is about my level of excitement too. That’s the fun of reading about braver people who go find bears n stuff

    • Dnn@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 year ago

      Don’t kill hornets. They don’t bother humans and eat wasps.