He shot all his stuff and the robber doesn’t seem to want to steal damaged stuff.

I’d expected much more glass on this one too. If you’re underwater for fun you want to see shit!

The way umlauts or often used in memes like this one, the authors seem not to be aware that they are pronounced differently than the corresponding vowel.

127.0.0.1 then?

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Goodfellas

With the minor difference that trekkies usually don’t kill people.

Imagine adamantium cancer.

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Great first date question!

An overly expensive crown.

True. Mac users couldn’t handle that much glory on their hands.

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If I had a friend who kept the company of fascists, I’d probably drop them real quick

Not a good way to make them see reason. I know it’s hypothetical but if you’re friends shouldn’t you put in some effort to help instead of just drop them?

Sometimes it’s great. If people complain about paywalls, for example, and you didn’t even see the pop-up.

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While I actually do that, you cannot seriously recommend it to anyone. Hardly any site works without Javascript nowadays.

I thought that was the whole joke here.

I never get why his critics do that. He says so much stupid shit, there’s absolutely no need to pull something out of context and discredit yourself.

Never blow someone while hungry!