Is it still considered “eating the onion” if the story is reality?
As onion articles becoming like a Handbook for reality, its just a glimpse into the future…
Unclear if this is a parody.
The Beaverton is a Canadian satire news site. It’s a maple flavoured onion.
No they’ve given up and are just reporting the news of late.
That’s the saddest thing. When a satire rag has to go straight. 🙃
He probably can’t himself, but he could order a member of the military to do so (military order, absolute immunity). Or do it himself and then immediately pardon himself (pardon power, absolute immunity). So yeah not really even a parody.
🤞Himself🤞 Please oh please.
I don’t normally advocate violence, but how much would we pay to see this? I think we could probably clear the national debt
It is imperative that Biden writes a message from the office of the president that he will “shoot trump on stage during the next debate. “
That probably wouldn’t be an official act. Instead, he should order Kamala to do it (communicating with the VP is a core duty) and then pardon her when she does (pardons are a core duty). There, everyone is immune and the entire scheme cannot be questioned or referenced for evidence except for impeachment.
Let me shoot back and I’m game
You guys are alright. Don’t go to 5th Avenue tomorrow.
I think we all should.
Ive realized recently that there will not be an uprising while we live at least somewhat comfortably. Risking all you have is worth only when you don’t have much.
So yeah, washington needs change, usa should preserve its democracy, but it doesn’t look like there is enough people willing to form organized protests that would have an impact. And also, change from within does not look likely.
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Always has been 👉
The Onion, allow me to introduce you to The Beaverton.
