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minus-squareBubbleMonkey@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down3·5 months agoThey say “was a virgin” for a lot of gay men. Bet his dick was in lots of things, just not a biblical wife.
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14·5 months agoIn general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.
minus-squareBubbleMonkey@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoThat’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with……? If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….? Or whatever. Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life…
minus-squareandrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 months agoAnd many smart people aren’t great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.
minus-squareBubbleMonkey@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoHonestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number. Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho… just sayin.
minus-squareandrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-25 months ago buy twitter call it nutter fire half of the staff and remodel the building into the first indoors coconut farm
minus-squarestebo@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoor maybe in nothing? asexual people exist too
minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months ago“Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity”
They say “was a virgin” for a lot of gay men.
Bet his dick was in lots of things, just not a biblical wife.
In general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.
That’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with……?
If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….?
Or whatever.
Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life…
And many smart people aren’t great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.
Honestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number.
Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho… just sayin.
or maybe in nothing? asexual people exist too
“Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity”