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euphoria@kbin.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

lightly cummed on

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lightly cummed on

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euphoria@kbin.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    If you’re ejaculating mold I’d visit a doctor if I were you.

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      Was this how The Last Of Us started?

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      The plot of resident evil 8

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    No lowballs. I know what I got

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    LIGHTLY?!?!? THAT’S LIGHTLY?!?!?

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    Now I want to see what a heavy load looks like

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    … By a horse.

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      Aka Ron Jeremy

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    Was it a 2 liter of diet cum

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    I’m sure that would clean up okay, you should definitely buy it.

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      Could lick it clean in a few weeks.

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        It’s like that licking machine developed at the University of Michigan which required 411 licks to clean a lightly cummed on Tootsie Pop

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          The Cumming School of Medicine developed a version that only needs 69 licks.

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    It’s depressing that someone would buy that as a fetish item

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    Just turn it to the other side and it will be totally ok. So 250$ sounds pretty fair.

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    Barely noticeable… /s

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