The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · edit-26 months agoWow, they're a paleo-veterinarian too!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1553arrow-down17
arrow-up1546arrow-down1imageWow, they're a paleo-veterinarian too!lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · edit-26 months agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up58arrow-down1·6 months agoOk? I’m not a doctor, I have no idea what I’m looking at. So what was wrong with the dino?
minus-squaregibmiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up94·6 months agoNo bones! Dino ain’t got no bones dagnabit!
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·edit-26 months agoAll dinosaurs contracted a rare case of Boneitis.
minus-squareMajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up12·6 months agoDon’t you worry about blank, let me worry about blank!
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoYou know that dance wasn’t as safe as they said it was
minus-squareRandomVideos@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·6 months agoIt was actually evolution, dinosaurs with bones couldnt adapt to the new environment
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoImagine if they had hollow bones, we could throw them into the sky
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoThey DO have hollow bones!
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoOr was attacked by a moopsy.
minus-squareHamartiogoniclinkfedilinkarrow-up14·6 months agoNo internal organs either! Looks like they were all scooped out, as if this dino was being prepared for mummification. There’s also a clear fracture line in the chest. My guess is that’s where the chest pain was coming from.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 months agoThis is all very suspect. What if it’s fake?
minus-squareHamartiogoniclinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 months agoAfter all, there are fake doctors, so why not fake patients too? There’s also fake medicine, so all of it should work out perfectly.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoNext you’ll try telling me there’s fake plastic trees. With fake plastic watering cans.
minus-squareanarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-26 months agoInsane theories: 1 Regular theories: a billion
minus-squareEisFrei@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·6 months agoIt appears to have misplaced its bones.
minus-squareMesophar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·6 months agoSomeone stole them! Pretty sure I know who did it, I saw them in a museum
minus-squarewolfpack86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·6 months agoClinical Depression, a feeling of emptiness inside.
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·6 months agoYou see that little crack in the chest? Dun broke a rib.
minus-squareLoudWaterHombre@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-26 months agoHis overall health did not increase after the dino was turned into oil which then got turned into plastic, which then got turned into a plastic dino. It’s actually a typical case, you rarely see dinos in good shape nowadays.
Ok? I’m not a doctor, I have no idea what I’m looking at. So what was wrong with the dino?
No bones! Dino ain’t got no bones dagnabit!
All dinosaurs contracted a rare case of Boneitis.
Their only regret.
Don’t you worry about blank, let me worry about blank!
You know that dance wasn’t as safe as they said it was
It was actually evolution, dinosaurs with bones couldnt adapt to the new environment
Imagine if they had hollow bones, we could throw them into the sky
They DO have hollow bones!
Oh shit!
Or was attacked by a moopsy.
No internal organs either! Looks like they were all scooped out, as if this dino was being prepared for mummification.
There’s also a clear fracture line in the chest. My guess is that’s where the chest pain was coming from.
This is all very suspect. What if it’s fake?
After all, there are fake doctors, so why not fake patients too? There’s also fake medicine, so all of it should work out perfectly.
Next you’ll try telling me there’s fake plastic trees. With fake plastic watering cans.
Yes. It’s fakeception all the way.
Insane theories: 1
Regular theories: a billion
I think we can up that first metric
Wolfmans got nards!
It appears to have misplaced its bones.
Someone stole them! Pretty sure I know who did it, I saw them in a museum
Clinical Depression, a feeling of emptiness inside.
You see that little crack in the chest? Dun broke a rib.
His overall health did not increase after the dino was turned into oil which then got turned into plastic, which then got turned into a plastic dino.
It’s actually a typical case, you rarely see dinos in good shape nowadays.
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