“You can also add about 1/8 cup of non-toxic glue to the sauce to give it more tackiness.”

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    9 个月前

    Fuck you.

    Pineapple is a wondrous and resplendent fruit. Sullying it in a melted grease puddle is heresy. Pineapple deserves better than that.

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      Ham, pineapple, onions, green peppers, and jalapenos, no sauce. One of my favorite pizzas.

      There’s enough goodness that you really don’t need pizza sauce on it, or at least I’ve never come across a sauce that works with pineapple. But the flavors and textures work well together.

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        green peppers

        The worst pepper. Everything you add them to just ends up tasting like green bell pepper, which taste terrible. Yellow, Orange, or Red? Magnificent.

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        All of that is incredible except the pineapple. It’s like eating Italian-sausage ice cream or something. Both are great separate, but certainly not together!

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        BLASPHEMY!

        Only Brazilian steakhouses may serve cooked pineapple and it must be grilled! Death to the deep fried non believers!