sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al to Electric Vehicles@lemmy.world · 1 month agoElon Musk confirms his threat: give me 25% of Tesla or you don't get AI and roboticselectrek.coexternal-linkmessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up1242arrow-down116file-text
arrow-up1226arrow-down1external-linkElon Musk confirms his threat: give me 25% of Tesla or you don't get AI and roboticselectrek.cosabreW4K3@lazysoci.al to Electric Vehicles@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square54fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up86arrow-down2·1 month agoCounteroffer: we launch him into the sun for free.
minus-squareSturgiesYrFase@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up54·1 month agoCounter-counteroffer: we have him blast himself into the sun and he foots the bill.
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·1 month agoYou’re a tough negotiator. Approved.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI propose that he gives me his money and then fucks off to the desert on Mars.
minus-squarerustyfish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month agoIt just occurred to me: How many of our problems could be solved if we just started throwing them into the sun?
minus-squareJimmyeatsausage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoFar cheaper to launch them into a slowly degrading low earth orbit and let them burn up on reentry.
minus-squareHotdog Salesman@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoIt’d be cheaper to send him out if the solar system though
minus-squaretowerful@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoProbably more expensive than you think…
minus-squaresuction@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-21 month agoIt’s volume pricing…sure if we do it just with Elon it’d be expensive, but if we launch all neo-fascists from around the globe into the sun, the price per unit doesn’t look so bad.
minus-squaredemizerone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 month agoSend his ass on a one way trip to Mars. I’ll gladly accept a one time tax hike for that.
Counteroffer: we launch him into the sun for free.
Counter-counteroffer: we have him blast himself into the sun and he foots the bill.
You’re a tough negotiator. Approved.
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I propose that he gives me his money and then fucks off to the desert on Mars.
It just occurred to me: How many of our problems could be solved if we just started throwing them into the sun?
Far cheaper to launch them into a slowly degrading low earth orbit and let them burn up on reentry.
Technically? All of them.
It’d be cheaper to send him out if the solar system though
But then he might come back
Probably more expensive than you think…
It’s volume pricing…sure if we do it just with Elon it’d be expensive, but if we launch all neo-fascists from around the globe into the sun, the price per unit doesn’t look so bad.
Is he bigger than a rover?
Send his ass on a one way trip to Mars. I’ll gladly accept a one time tax hike for that.