• RiceMunk
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    8 months ago

    I’m not one to kink-shame, but why are you shitting in a pot of oil in the first place?

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      If you know of a better way to make the freshest fried shit-on-a-stick, the entire industry is all ears.

      Mainly due to severe oil burns, but the execs are sensitive, so we don’t bring it up around them.

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        8 months ago

        I solved the first part of the problem by sticking a stick up execs assess, now I just need to figure out the oil logistics, … and also why got a promotion.