The spiciest fleshlight

Best way to ensure this is to demand they’ve gotten the Covid vaccine.

It’s not so much that the computers are incapable of storing it. Turns out the Starfleet records system just depends on a schema an intern implemented at the UN in 1997, and no one’s had time to migrate it since then.

Drone migration season is so pretty

You use this to combine several C-tier fish into one B-tier fish, or split a B-tier fish into multiple C-tier ones. Or same with other adjacent tiers, though there’s some additional inefficiency penalties with higher tiers.

It’s pretty useful for compact setups where you need a specific tier of fish, but it’s much more efficient to collect all types fish and implement some filtering logic to route them by tier to where they’re needed.

Archival CD-burning is back, baby!

That must have been one sexy koala, though, to be fucked by all those french, spaniards, italians, germans, poles, and turks.

Just smoosh the Soviet Union against the Moon, they’ll never expect that!

Little-known fact: Palpatine actually tried to ban podracing, but Vader pushed back against it, so it’s still legal.

I am the active warzone.

So… study whiskey is ok?

Ride the time singularity to the past, then enjoy dinosaurs.

Satan: ”Ok, so you mispronounced beelzebub which would normally give you -2 on the summoning check. However, your virgin blood counts as a superior sacrifice material so it all cancels out. Now, lemme get my dice…”

Turns out jellyfish regularly have active subscriptions to all the streaming services. If you manage to catch one, you can use its accounts.

Everyone after this: Why are all the admirals jerks and/or evil? So weird.

So wasteful. All those people would be much more space efficient if they were degenerate matter inside of a neutron star smh

John Williams is like fucking Atlas carrying the whole Star Wars franchise through all the nonsense it’s gone through over the years.

Some still claim he’s gonna come back at some point to fix everything that got broken, but no one’s verifiably seen him in thousands of years.

Artficial AI intelligence

Wow, you rarely see a captcha where all the boxes contain the thing you’re supposed to click.