• ceenote@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    “Unfortunately the terms of this ceasefire don’t include the death of every Palestinian in the world and also a complementary blowjob for me, so we can’t accept it.”

    -Benjamin Netanyahu, probably.

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      6 months ago

      “It’s a shame that Hamas continues to hide behind the lives of Palestinian civilians. Now if they were all dead they couldn’t do that.”

      *Netanyahu taps forehead

      CNN looks puzzled and wonders what that means; they publish an article titled ’Why all the Palestinian suddenly decided to just die’.

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      6 months ago

      Let’s be real. He would only accept a ceasefire if the terms of the ceasefire is he can never go to jail for corruption.