Conservatives. Shitting their pants to own the libs.
They finally did it.
TP USA has been doing diapers long before this. Regressives just love publicly wearing diapers for some reason. It must be a weird sex thing, and, in typical Repub fashion, they are involving unwilling third parties in their fetish.
I, for one, feel owned and they should keep doing it. Just like how they owned me by dying unvaccinated.
Satire is dead
Long live satire.
May Eris bless us with humorous chaos instead of just the sad kind
She’d probably leave a golden diaper at a GOP convention with a label saying “For the most worthy”.
Feel like the work of a chaos God. The Toy Maker or Tzeentch maybe?
Eris is a chaos goddess. She’s the Greek goddess of causing problems because she thinks it’ll be entertaining
I’m ashamed to say not very familiar with her. Looked up wiki and found this.
One day Mal-2 consulted his Pineal Gland and asked Eris if She really created all of those terrible things. She told him that She had always liked the Old Greeks, but that they cannot be trusted with historic matters. “They were,” She added, “victims of indigestion, you know.” Suffice it to say that Eris is not hateful or malicious. But she is mischievous, and does get a little bitchy at times.[17]
There is a whole religion on her. Did dems piss her off?
Probably not Loki. I don’t feel this is his brand.
Yeah she’s similar to Loki, but Loki is more the worst person in your theater group. Loki fucked their way into their problems and by Asgard they’ll fuck their way out of them. At their core Loki is chaotic but borne from insecurity.
Eris is more “does this dress make my butt look fat?” She just thinks things could be different. Not necessarily better or worse, just different. Eris is chaos born from someone too smart for her own good but not as smart as she thinks and suffering from chronic understimulation.
Dems do want stability…
This is interesting nutshell on 2 chaos gods. Hope they do Eris solid in Hades 2 cause now I’m interested.
dafuq
I feel bad for The Onion, their job just keeps getting harder & harder. They should probably switch their business to fortune-telling.
I feel bad for The Onion, their job just keeps getting harder & harder.
Lol
“Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize.”
Tom Lehrer
The second best quote about Kissinger
The first one is about him being dead?
“Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands.” ~Anthony Bourdain
At first I found the absurdity silly and amusing.
But then I realized, this is the same demographic that would shoot up a drag show, simply because of men wearing dresses. Now they’re wearing diapers in public support of a convicted rapist that shits himself.
As a trans woman, the thought that they would even wear diapers to justify their hatred of me and love for their incontinent idol, it is disgusting. I’m literally nauseous right now, they think people like me are beneath an actual man baby.
These guys weren’t against wearing diapers to begin with. They were at least curious about it, or even desperate to finally try it in public. Maybe being out as their true selves will help them develop emotionally a bit. I support more MAGAs wearing their diapers in public spaces.
Well they did make chin-diapers fashionable during the whole ‘i ain’t complying with your public heath and safety mind control bullshit’ during mask mandates.
Yeah, it’s funny but in a gallows way. Like, of course these are the people putting my life at risk. It’s funny like Goebbels’s limp. Like you fuckers can’t even have the ideological purity to not be the sort of person you hate or to side with the people who don’t care and think it’s fine.
My life is being upended by these fucking clowns.
The next 1/6 insurrection in 2025 will consist of hundreds of diapered men smearing the walls with shit. That dude that smeared his shit on the wall at the inaugural insurrection of '20 is gonna think he started a ‘movement’
A bowel movement if you will…
Coming this Superbowel Sunday!
Yes, that’s the joke, well done
History is going to have a doozy with this period.
Kids will be asking teachers if they are messing with them.
Let’s pray it doesn’t go other way with listing him as a patriot.
One would think they would omit some of the ridiculous/embarrassing bits if they go full fascist and rewrite history.
But at this point anything is possible.
Only if we don’t go full idioacracy. Onion already getting frustrated. I recall them talking about a robot dragon being developed by government and I didn’t know it was satire until end because the bar is soo low.
Never, ever, say “you can’t get any dumber than that”… these morons take it as a challenge.
You can’t get dumber than that
(I want to see them get dumber)
okay. so I take that as permission to send them your way to be dealt with?
Fair enough lol
Cult. Can we skip to the Kool-Aid part?
They tried during COVID
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We have merged with the GTA Timeline
How is this real? What has happened to the world I used to live in?
I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!
Real men perform innumerable felonies, publicly declare their participation in them, avoid taking the advice of lawyers and in fact actively fight them and the judge at every turn, and nap during their trial. Real men serve out their sentences in silence and, where appropriate, avoid voting thanks to their felony charges. They’d be such badasses, the truest Americans if they followed through with the full lifestyle.
Great leader is a real man.
Great leader wears adult diapers.
Therefore real men wear adult diapers.
I think we can drop the “like” from “cult like”.
A couple of years ago, there were memes about this exact thing to mock this cult. I didn’t think the day would actually come, but some part of me is really happy that it did.
Diaper Donald lol
Ronald McDiaper Donald
I wonder how trump would feel in solitary confinement for the rest of his life, never hearing another person’s voice except his own until he dies. He deserves it. Not unusual punishment based off how other prisoners in Hamburgerland are treated. Even as his Alzheimers worsens.
Trump already doesn’t listen to any voice but his own.
Yes, but he craves other ears for his voice.
omg.
I saw someone comment the other day that his idiot followers were saying that, but assumed it was satire (what little shreds of satire still exist thanks to the clown pictured here).
“Four legs good, two legs better.”
This can’t be real holy fuck lmao