The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoMaybe you just need to get some sunlemmy.worldimagemessage-square147fedilinkarrow-up11.26Karrow-down122
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minus-squarekadu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up228arrow-down2·7 months agoWait, so you’re telling me my doctors won’t actually break into my residence illegally and discover that my wife is cheating with me with an opossum, making me contract a rare amoeba that can only be cured by injecting my spinal cord with pastrami?
minus-squareMeowing Thing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up156·7 months agoBest we can do is have your doctor cripplingly addicted to vicodin
minus-squareOdigo2020@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-27 months agoshrugs HMO, what can ya do?
minus-squarenick@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 months agoHave you tried getting more vitamin d?
minus-squarethe post of tom joad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·7 months agogetaloada this fancy pants with his primary care physician
Wait, so you’re telling me my doctors won’t actually break into my residence illegally and discover that my wife is cheating with me with an opossum, making me contract a rare amoeba that can only be cured by injecting my spinal cord with pastrami?
Best we can do is have your doctor cripplingly addicted to vicodin
sigh
. . . Fine.
shrugs
HMO, what can ya do?
Have you tried getting more vitamin d?
What did you just call them??
getaloada this fancy pants with his primary care physician
Pretty sure it’s lupus
It’s never lupus.