• Johandea@feddit.nu
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    8 months ago

    Perhaps he really is here. If so, he’d be 32 years old by now. Twas around that age he got axed the last time, allegedly. Thor knows I could go for a good crucifixion right now!

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      The Bible says that the second coming will be announced with loud trumpets, and the skies will roll back, and he will descend from heaven. It says that it’ll be unmistakable that he’s returned and every person on earth will know about it. He’s not coming back as a baby.

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      8 months ago

      Can we go with something less romantic, I want to see the weirdos get creative this time around. I propose death by horsecock, give’em the mister hands treatment.