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    1 year ago

    Body: Ok I’m almost done with filtering out all the salt from that trout you just ate.

    Me: We’re outta water tho.

    Body: The fuck you mean we’re out? Then get more dumbass. Go pee while you’re at it. And don’t eat salty stuff before bedtime.