• @deegeese
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    2126 days ago

    Too $hort eats babies, drinks Pepsi.

    • @wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
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      25 days ago

      clears throat

      I go on and on, can’t understand why I love Babo’s; must have a superpower ate 225-thousand meals. Get it calculated, do the math, I ate a thousand meals that made me shit my pants. And for the last 300 months I’ve had 16 restaurants put me in the hospital; heart go (paddles charge) bump. Where you get your meals?

      I heard 93 restaurants say no MSG; 2 bypasses and 10 heart stints. And I’m still gon’ yell it every time you see me eatin. What’s my favorite word? FOOD! Why they gotta say it like $hort? FOOD! You know they can’t clean off my plate, can’t hang with the Big Smoke; can’t finish that order.

      Eat at Babo’s

      Eat at Babo’s

      Eat at Babo’s

      Eat at Babo’s