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  • @bort
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    542 months ago

    its zero-trust architecture is programmed in a memory-safe language with no supply chain to monitor!

    this is good.

    • @Hasherm0n@lemmy.world
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      292 months ago

      They’re fully vertically integrated from the silicone through the compiler, os, and all software running.

          • Mossy Feathers (They/Them)
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            22 months ago

            Don’t sweat it too much, I think most people struggle with silicon vs silicone. Silicon is the hard stuff used in computer chips, silicone is the soft stuff used in sex toys and boob implants.

            A few mnemonic devices that might help you remember which is which:

            • SiliCON is a semi-CONductor, silicone is not.

            • (expanded version of the previous) SiliCON is very CONventient when used in computers due to its properties as a semi-CONductor.

            • Madonna has silly cones.

            On the last one, I have no idea if Madonna has breast implants or not, and quite frankly I don’t really care. However, I do know that she has/had a fairly infamous outfit that included a cone-shaped bra. As such, the train of thought goes silicone -> silly cone(s) -> Madonna had silly cones -> breasts -> breast implants.

      • @MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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        102 months ago

        The others make sense if you drop the extra extra buzz words. Like quantum. Containers exist, the block chain exists, I wouldn’t be surprised if some idiot combined those. Though quantum computing … is not related to normal computing.