• @RiceMunk
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    212 months ago

    Sauron might have shown up at Morannon personally to faceroll everyone into oblivion before Gollum had time to fall into Mt. Doom, but he was too busy having second breakfast to attend.

    • @mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      12 months ago

      “I haven’t eaten since the second age. I bet lava makes fantastic barbecue. Get that deep sulfur taste. Divert a river into the mines, I’m about to invent lox.”