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I’d rather be sleeping.
I thought I was buying printer ink but when I got to the self checkout I realized it was actually gala apples
This is what would freak me out about work-from-home. If you can do your job from your living room, someone can probably also do it from China (and for a lot less money).
I like Cinnamon.
I know this is screaming into the void on a 4chan community, but if you’re smashing electronics in fits of rage you should probably go to therapy.
He sprays himself, camera pans down, camera pans up, he’s spraying the fire.
Yeah buddy I’m sure that garden hose will do it, get in there
Gotta go at least that deep, or he’ll dig himself back out
“My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO,” Collins posted on X. “We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and shar[ing] the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.”
Neat.
One of the things I love about my current range is the diversity. I got tired of only shooting with middle-aged conservative white dudes.
What time of year would be best for these?
Yeah, I knew that grammar felt clunky. Fixed.
A coworker of mine got skunked last fall. He hatched this whole revenge plan to trap it and then shoot it on halloween night, when the shot would be mistaken for a firecracker. The skunk must have caught wind because he skipped town.
An armed minority is harder to oppress.
if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body
so thats what’s causing it
BLASTS
and age-shaming.
Why does this always happen? “We really struck gold here. Let’s completely change it, and make it like everything else.”