Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Antiwork@lemmy.world · 1 year agoThe opposite of a scablemmy.worldimagemessage-square65fedilinkarrow-up11.67Karrow-down115
arrow-up11.66Karrow-down1imageThe opposite of a scablemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Antiwork@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square65fedilink
minus-squarepinkdrunkenelephantslinkfedilinkarrow-up39arrow-down1·1 year agoSounds like a good time to 🦜🏴☠️
minus-squareSaneless@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 year agoBought a parrot, a boat, and raided my first family in the middle of the Pacific. Unclear on the rest
minus-squarepinkdrunkenelephantslinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·1 year agoYou forgot the rum. You need shit-tons of rum.
minus-squareCosmic Cleric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year ago You forgot the rum. You need shit-tons of rum. Always wondered what a pirated would think about Rum with Cola.
minus-squareObilinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoThey’d be like wtf is cola. And then they’d ask why you need to water down this already extremely weak rum.
minus-squareCosmic Cleric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year ago And then they’d ask why you need to water down this already extremely weak rum. Somehow I would not expect a pirate to take being served weak rum very well. An occupational hazard for a beverage server.
minus-squareCosmic Cleric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·1 year ago Sounds like a good time to 🦜🏴☠️ Now is a good time to get a tropical bird and stay away from waste dumps? (I know, I know. Just throwing a little bit of humor out there to try to improve someone’s day.)
Sounds like a good time to 🦜🏴☠️
Bought a parrot, a boat, and raided my first family in the middle of the Pacific. Unclear on the rest
You forgot the rum. You need shit-tons of rum.
Always wondered what a pirated would think about Rum with Cola.
They’d be like wtf is cola. And then they’d ask why you need to water down this already extremely weak rum.
Somehow I would not expect a pirate to take being served weak rum very well. An occupational hazard for a beverage server.
The rum’s gone
Drink more
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Now is a good time to get a tropical bird and stay away from waste dumps?
(I know, I know. Just throwing a little bit of humor out there to try to improve someone’s day.)