A couple of times I’ve grabbed an empty toilet roll tube, put my bell-in, and tilted the tube down 45 degrees to funnel the wee into the bowl. It works, but the tube collapses toward the end
Being 100% tmi real, in my experience people are poor judges of pressure and sensation on other bodies. I generally don’t let my partners just go for it but maybe I’m an asshole
Worse they can say is no, right?
No.
There are far far worse.
We’re getting a divorce.
I’m calling the police.
Wait until you mother hears what you just asked.
etc.
;D
[If you think that’s lame… I pulled my punch. Scared of saying the more monstrous things that could be said.]
🫂
not your fault man. I’ll be here for you ✊️😔
They could get scared and helicopter that shit all over the room and you. Like a Jackson Pollock painting.
I expect no less account of experience from MeatPilot, themself
I dunno what man is saying no to their partner grabbing onto their junk
From what I’ve seen, boners and trying to piss don’t play well together lol
They don’t. I will sometimes have to sit down and lean over to get mine aimed safely into the bowl when I wake up with a rager.
Another lie pushed by Big Porn smh
I was expecting to be covered in a golden shower, not an intermittent stream because he kept getting hard again hahaha
A couple of times I’ve grabbed an empty toilet roll tube, put my bell-in, and tilted the tube down 45 degrees to funnel the wee into the bowl. It works, but the tube collapses toward the end
Being 100% tmi real, in my experience people are poor judges of pressure and sensation on other bodies. I generally don’t let my partners just go for it but maybe I’m an asshole
Hey it’s your junk. Gotta have boundaries.
I agree. Maybe she’s a bad aim. Still worth it.
I think worst case you end up with a piss covered wall.
Hey. Some times you have to trust
“Trust me Jarvis, holding their dick to pee is CRITICAL to the plot.”