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minus-squareKorhakalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·1 month agoWould crossdressing as you march into the recruitment office be enough to be undraftable? Obviously with the cat ears.
minus-squareoptional@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agoI thought, being LGBTQ+ was a requirement to be drafted in the Navy.
minus-squareMaxxie@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoUnlikely: neither thigh highs nor cat ears will interfere with your ability to get blown up by a drone.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoCat ears grant +8 lives to the wearer (one time per person, no stacking with multiple sets or rules lawyer shenaniganery) so they can still be useful.
minus-squareMaxxie@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoYou’re saying we can throw her onto an enemy machinegun not once, not twice, but 9 times??? Get me a squad of trans catgirls, we got blasted wastelands to conquer.
minus-squareSharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-21 month agoDidn’t work for Klinger Edit: did work for the enby in the movie Stonewall, though, IIRC
minus-squarenot_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFEOFTZtm1o
minus-squareKorhakalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoWould rather get drafted by Ukraine than the USA.
minus-squaretoynbee@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoMy parents had to explain this detail to me while watching the movie Hair, IIRC.
Would crossdressing as you march into the recruitment office be enough to be undraftable? Obviously with the cat ears.
I thought, being LGBTQ+ was a requirement to be drafted in the Navy.
Unlikely: neither thigh highs nor cat ears will interfere with your ability to get blown up by a drone.
Cat ears grant +8 lives to the wearer (one time per person, no stacking with multiple sets or rules lawyer shenaniganery) so they can still be useful.
You’re saying we can throw her onto an enemy machinegun not once, not twice, but 9 times???
Get me a squad of trans catgirls, we got blasted wastelands to conquer.
Didn’t work for Klinger
Edit: did work for the enby in the movie Stonewall, though, IIRC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFEOFTZtm1o
Would rather get drafted by Ukraine than the USA.
My parents had to explain this detail to me while watching the movie Hair, IIRC.