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minus-squareKorhakalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·5 months agoI was walking across some grass recently and noticed I liked how it was soft and spongy. So I look up how to achieve that for the grass sitting area in my garden. Turns out every lawncare guide says this is terrible and you need to fix it.
minus-squareEq0@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoWhy? Soft and spongy grass sounds like a dream!
minus-squareKorhakalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·5 months agoThe lawncare guides tell me that I need to spend 3 figure sums on machinery to remove it. I tell them to go fuck themselves.
minus-squareDippy@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoSounds like neglect is the formula then
I was walking across some grass recently and noticed I liked how it was soft and spongy. So I look up how to achieve that for the grass sitting area in my garden. Turns out every lawncare guide says this is terrible and you need to fix it.
Why? Soft and spongy grass sounds like a dream!
The lawncare guides tell me that I need to spend 3 figure sums on machinery to remove it. I tell them to go fuck themselves.
Sounds like neglect is the formula then