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inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago

Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood

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Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood

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inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago
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AUSTIN, TX—Proclaiming that he had “done enough,” billionaire Elon Musk confirmed Thursday that he would be taking a step back from fatherhood. “I’ve accomplished all I really intended to accomplish as a father—spreading my seed, preserving my bloodline—and now I can spend more time focusing on other things,” said Musk, who told reporters that after […]
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    Earlier this year he was still propositioning women on Twitter with offers of bodily fluids.

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      I don’t doubt he’ll continue donating sperm, I just don’t think he’s much of a father.

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      Fucking broads does not fatherhood make.

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