Note: This is completely anecdotal and not a realistic measurement of married women as a whole. This can also merit as a shitpost.

Over the past week (New Year’s parties, coffee shops, passing by), if a woman said she played video games, I asked what game are they playing right now.

These were the games

  • Black Ops
  • Bioshock Infinite
  • Halo Infinite
  • Fallout 4
  • Marvel Rivals

Do whatever you want with that information.

  • flamingo_pinyataEnglish
    151·
    3 days ago

    So the next question: did they find a partner because they played FPSes or did they start playing because they are married. Which one is the cause and which the consequence?

    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netOPEnglish
      341·
      3 days ago

      We can only make assumptions here.

      My guess being in a marriage leads to an urge to first-person shoot.

      • ReanuKeeves@lemm.eeEnglish
        11·
        3 days ago

        I had an ex suddenly get into fps games. Turned out she was a whore and her fuck mate got her into playing fps. She left me then cheated on the new guy with his friend so they broke up she and moved to the other side of the country with the ex’s friend. She then cheated on that guy that moved with her with 2 other guys. Then she moved cross country again and now I’m pretty sure she’s just fucking anything that moves.

        Good times good times

        • flamingo_pinyataEnglish
          3·
          3 days ago

          Gah, I cant stand cheaters and “relationshippers” which are usually the same. People being in a relationship just because it’s a thing that’s done, not because they actually like a person.

          • ReanuKeeves@lemm.eeEnglish
            3·
            3 days ago

            Technically you can only be a cheater if you are a “relationshipper”, otherwise they’re just hoeing

            But yes, I feel the hate