MINNEAPOLIS—Cackling in gleeful anticipation, the staff at local gym Verve Fitness reportedly installed confusing new equipment Monday to mess with anyone joining in January. “Good luck getting back in shape, idiots—you’ll never figure out how to use all these pulleys,” said fitness director Kyle Cates, who showed off the newly renovated cardio floor where the […]
This is great, that machine has some funny weird details on it. The weld going over the bolted-together frame at ~5 o’clock on the photo is so silly. All the handles, levers, wiring, pullies going to nowhere
And in a few days, the gym will be nuts!