The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agoConstantly. Or "oh, I thought I told you already."lemmy.worldimagemessage-square79fedilinkarrow-up1875arrow-down19
arrow-up1866arrow-down1imageConstantly. Or "oh, I thought I told you already."lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agomessage-square79fedilink
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfastlinkfedilinkarrow-up103·5 months agoHere’s my sister giving me some serious news about a family member.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up52·5 months agoI can feel the frustration through the image. Hope Paul’s doing ok, once you figure out which one.
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfastlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·5 months agoHe’s doing better now, thanks! But my dear sister is still the same, unfortunately.
minus-squaresome_designer_dude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·5 months agoI am experiencing the same frustration while you reply but still haven’t told us which Paul
minus-squarebleistift2linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoIt’s obvious from this exchange: WHICH PAUL U FUCK Mom’s brother??? Or Jeanie’s husband??? Yes The sister (grey) was clearly responding to “Mom’s brother???”, but just as she hit “send”, teal asked “Or Jeanie’s husband???”. People who give both options in an obvious one-or-the-other question deserve to receive “Yes” as a response. Also, what is “Jsuk”?
minus-squareWinged_Hussar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·5 months agoOmg, thank you for sharing.
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfastlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·5 months agoI hope my pain brought people joy.
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·5 months agoYou shouldn’t ask both sides of a yes-or-no question. Especially to a moron.
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfastlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoIt wasn’t even a yes-or-no question!!! “Was it this guy? Or the other guy?” = “Yes”
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-25 months agoThat’s two separate yes-or-no questions. “Was it this guy?” “Ye-” “Or the other guy?” “Yes.”
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfastlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoAll she had to do was specify between the two. She did not. I had to get the info from someone else. But then again, I’m probably the fool for assuming her common sense is at least baseline.
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfastlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·5 months agoI was about to go over there and give her a medical emergency.
minus-squarecmbabul@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 months agoI’m definitely telling my brother I’ll hit him with my car next time he’s difficult
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfastlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 months agoWield it like a baseball bat. That’ll teach him!
minus-squaredejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months ago Yes I’m dead. How is anyone this bad at delivering crucial information?
minus-squarederpgon@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 months agoMaybe she was the one having a stroke lol
minus-square0ops@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoKill the other Paul. There! No more confusion King Solomon
Here’s my sister giving me some serious news about a family member.
I can feel the frustration through the image. Hope Paul’s doing ok, once you figure out which one.
He’s doing better now, thanks!
But my dear sister is still the same, unfortunately.
I am experiencing the same frustration while you reply but still haven’t told us which Paul
Yes.
It’s obvious from this exchange:
The sister (grey) was clearly responding to “Mom’s brother???”, but just as she hit “send”, teal asked “Or Jeanie’s husband???”.
People who give both options in an obvious one-or-the-other question deserve to receive “Yes” as a response.
Also, what is “Jsuk”?
Omg, thank you for sharing.
I hope my pain brought people joy.
You shouldn’t ask both sides of a yes-or-no question. Especially to a moron.
It wasn’t even a yes-or-no question!!!
“Was it this guy? Or the other guy?” = “Yes”
That’s two separate yes-or-no questions.
“Was it this guy?”
“Ye-”
“Or the other guy?”
“Yes.”
All she had to do was specify between the two. She did not. I had to get the info from someone else.
But then again, I’m probably the fool for assuming her common sense is at least baseline.
It was Paul!
Y’all testin’ me.
That’s a hilarious exchange 🤣
I was about to go over there and give her a medical emergency.
I’m definitely telling my brother I’ll hit him with my car next time he’s difficult
Wield it like a baseball bat. That’ll teach him!
I’m dead. How is anyone this bad at delivering crucial information?
Maybe she was the one having a stroke lol
They both had a stroke.
Kill the other Paul. There! No more confusion