I once did it because chef told me I had to cut more green peppers.

Read this out loud:

eye

m

a

p

ness

James

Earl

Ray

I think I’m better off just not knowing.

All of that actually sounds really cool to me. Especially the diy chain.

What is this “electricity” you speak of?

My former roommate’s dog hated hats. He rarely barked at anything but if someone walked in the apartment wearing a hat he would flip the fuck out and bark at them until they took it off.

Mine does too!

Yeah, this is favorite so far.

Trust me, you don’t want it.

You know what’s up

I watched this so many times growing up. It was an HBO staple in the 80s. I can still quote lines from it. Haven’t seen it since. Probably doesn’t hold up but I intend to watch it again anyway.

Yup. It seems like most women I know well lost their virginity to older men. It wasn’t always predatory but it happened often enough to really give pause.

Age of consent in Michigan is 16. Even if he was 18, sex with a 15 year old is not ok.

And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.

I’ve lived in many locations throughout the gray area for most of my life. I’ve never heard “coke” used as a generic for all sodas. It’s some sort of pervasive myth. Maybe that was the case at some point in history but not in the last 47 years.

Yeah, I avoid the “check 1-2.” I’ll start with it then move into this list.

But I like the Shakespeare soliloquy idea.

My first thought also

Shit

What?

Rollers

No

Yep

Shit

They are not.