Jokes on them, the fries go in my ass

That bitch looks like Draco Malfoy and I want a horse to kick her like she snuck up behind it and screamed

I wish we fucking lived longer so the people who doomed our planet would be alive when it starts burning. I hate that their selfishness will go completely unpunished, and that they get to die happy and comfortable in their beds after sentencing billions to death.

Please fuck me

Just kick him in the balls before he climaxes

August of '69. The first Woodstock.

She left the lens cap on

Every member of my lineage: “I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me” before doing exactly that.

Me: “I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me” fucking aced it

How do you get the server to restart itself after the certificate is renewed?

That poor creature is dying of water intoxication.

What’s a challenge you solved that you were really proud of?

my mate helped me masturbate yesterday does that make us gay

Cube!

Second.

That blue screen of death post which recently said that Windows users live in fear of losing everything was a perfect example. As is this bullshit shower thought.

It’s a racist institution. It stopped being good for the people decades ago. It needs to go.

I think that was a cat napping on a keyboard. rare coincidence that the keystrokes looked like english words.

Unlike cops, who die if you don’t piss on them to put them out.

No you did, and you’re the one getting upset.

You should be. You’re supporting slavery.

I know he was locked up but again you’re missing the point. knock it off. the point is the prison crisis is much greater today than it was in 1980.

I’m calling the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 800.799.SAFE (7233) and they gave me some resources,

FindHelp.org and when you go there, put in your zip code, look for shelter, other services? access to housing, medical support

DomesticShelters.org put in zip code, in filters, click “services men” and look for your specific criteria

Let me know if you need any help with these, or planning, or anything?