Phuntis

>sadly

it still fits the neck beard archetype you don’t have to look exactly like the first image or noone would cause noones a cartoon it’s still the same

that’s literally the first image

in a care home presumably

that url is very unfortunate

you would use that precisely once go wow then proceed to get up and look every other time afterwards

it’s not about being cool it’s the rule

crisps probably don’t come from the US on the crisps wikipedia page in the history section it says

The earliest known recipe for something similar to today’s potato chips is in the English cook William Kitchiner’s book The Cook’s Oracle published in 1817, which was a bestseller in the United Kingdom and the United States. The 1822 edition’s recipe for “Potatoes fried in Slices or Shavings” reads “peel large potatoes… cut them in shavings round and round, as you would peel a lemon; dry them well in a clean cloth, and fry them in lard or dripping”.

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Early recipes for potato chips in the US are found in Mary Randolph’s Virginia House-Wife (1824) and in N.K.M. Lee’s Cook’s Own Book (1832), both of which explicitly cite Kitchiner.

A legend associates the creation of potato chips with Saratoga Springs, New York, decades later than the first recorded recipe.

I skipped a bit with another early recorded version that was also from a british book but that’s it

I checked the book and it doesn’t claim to have invented it it just presents it with all the other recipes but that could just be the style of cookbooks at the time I dunno I’m not a historian but eh proof enough that there’s no evidence of them being american atleast and some evidence they’re maybe british

walkers also does ketchup crisps here in the UK

never liked monster munch as I don’t like pickled onion but beef space raiders are great and they’re the same sort of crisp if you’ve ever tried those

nah prawn cocktails the best crisp flavour salt & vinegars alright too though I think I prefer pretty much any other flavour apart from bacon artificial bacon flavour is foul

original zero sugar is better with red bull being better than that energy drinks shouldn’t taste like tropical juice they should taste like an energy drink “energy drink flavour” is delicious and they need to stop trying to hide it with sugar and fruit

firefox

for now

old screenshot

yet another corporate social media

https://youtu.be/hQZfGa5t4e8

no how dare you it’s literally dead on average I’m not short 😭

https://youtube.com/watch?v=U6cake3bwnY

stop trying to make the interrobang happen it’s not going to happen