I went through something similar.

I realized that a Japanese dishwashing powder company is using my face as its logo.

Every day in this economy.

Wow, that is so dumb!

I got the app when lemmy was having some issues and I needed to scratch the itch. From what I gather, the sorting options are shit. There’s only popular, home, latest, news and watch. I only downvote now, especially ads.

You mean to tell me no one wanted an energy drink for Asian homosexuals?

The children’s blood he drinks is probably deficient in iron and magnesium.

I haven’t been on YouTube in over a month but it’s because the ads were getting way out of control.

X is so dumb, it’s even sillier now that some pages are also like “More info on our X”.

Just a normal day at a Florida Elementary School.

Ah, It’s good to laugh again!

This is the reddit lemmy…

Probably being the guy taking the shit and also completely aware that you’re being pooparazzied.

I tend to go for around 1 foot or shorter with a wide base, mainly because I have two big dogs with crazy tails and the coffee table it lives on isn’t too tall.

Tweets are now called Xcrements.

And this concludes another useless feature in Elon’s twitter.

🎶WOOAHHHH

HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO KNOCK ON WOOD?🎶

“And I know I’ve finally accepted that air conditioning is a privilege, not a right.”

-Ted Lasso

I recently learned that the state where I’m from considers a baton a deadly weapon so it can’t be purchased as a means of defense, but an Ak-47 is perfectly fine to purchase AND open carry.

I don’t want a damn Swiss roll as a phone, so no thanks.

Turtles can, in fact, breathe through their butts.