Yeah, but if local councils fix roads less often, how do they convince state governments they need the same amount of money (or more) than they got last year? Pockets don’t fill themselves!

Hang onto them; RAM is the new Bitcoin!

Traditionally, a condom. But only for a decade or so. Just long enough for it to mark an eternal shape of dismal circumstance.

I love it when the tough guy alpha male MAGAts on various social media are so bad they self-censor words they know will get them banned.

Conversely, I hate how so many types of social media are self-censoring words because they’re trying not to lose views according to an algorithm. It demeans the terrible severity when someone talks about rape by calling it ‘grape’, for instance. ‘Unalived’ is the most fucking ridiculous one.

Now f**k off, or I’ll unpleasant you!

A dry dog turd with stuck on googly eyes could outsmart Trump. He’d get angry when it didn’t fawn over him, and slap a 600% tariff on it, before getting Noem to send ICE to kick, mace, gas, and shoot service dogs in front of the kids at special education schools (then kidnap the kids, too, of course, because ICE likes providing pedophiles with trafficked children).

Musk’s downgrading from Mars to the moon. He’ll now downgrade from selling Teslas to selling driverless Edsels (which, let’s face it, are a better design than Teslas anyway).

Senior Citizens in Homes: “For fuck sake, just park us in front of the TV to watch the funeral ads as usual, instead of torturing us with this shit!”

How the fuck are humans still alive?

Well, so long as he gets to guest star in it, call a black person the n word to their face, and suck someone’s foot, he’ll be happy.

I KNEW he couldn’t help but watch it!

Sounds like He needs to get back to work.

Aww. No Twitter. But according to Musk and his dickriders, “We’re the media now”.

From the classic internet - Ventrilo Harassment:

“Blow it out your ass!”

Update - The Bootlickers were sent out instead

So they’ll all be in one place?

Notify antifa! Unleash the meteor!

You can’t say that word! Elon will ban you!

But who is 4chan, leader of Anonymous?

There, uh … there have to be … uh … there have to be less painful ways to do it.

So long as there’s a corresponding reduction in wages for Nebraska lawmakers …

I don’t remember asking Peter Thiel a God damn thing!