It’s onions and cilantro in a glass loaf pan, with your fucking sledgehammer and shitty dicing tool that proves you don’t even know how to operate a knife properly. What the fuck possessed you to believe this was a valuable contribution to the internet?

I’m fucking going back to reddit, god this site is so terrible.

That’s the best part, they’re all grifters trying to get attention, they won’t pay a fucking cent.

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This is an ad for AirTags

The only time I ever enjoyed cooking with gas was when I was doing it professionally. They always seemed sketchy to me in a home kitchen where you don’t have a ventilation system than can fully cycle the air in less than a minute. My only complaint with my current glass-top electric is it’s only got 1 big burner.

You can get them on Amazon for less than $500.

Something that stood out to me in the post is the part about “even if they’re eating something delicious…” The reason why we stop when we’re full is that food stops being delicious when we’re full. I’m not sitting around with half a pizza in my gut thinking about how delicious another slice would be, I’m thinking about what a chore it would be to choke down another slice.

Pizza Ranch is a chain of pizza buffet restaurants.

And Duck Duck Go is a search engine lol

Edit: and apparently a browser now too

This is exactly it, I’m not depressed because I eat shitty processed food, I eat that shit because it’s the only thing I have the energy to deal with.

Because they have no interest in governing, they want to rule. They want a rigid hierarchy with a strong white man at the top who rules by decree. They want to be able to do whatever they want while dictating how everyone else lives their life. Religion is the primary driver of this type of thinking, thus the reason it’s a cancer to modern society.

Right, wonderful amazing people don’t marry pieces of shit like this guy, wife is probably just a much of a racist piece of shit.

LAYMAN DEFINITION

Hey guys, is there any news coming out of Gaza that isn’t about this fucking hospital? I’m sure there are a million other things going on over there that are worth reporting on, but instead my front page has been back and forth bullshit about this hospital for days now. And before that it was nothing but beheaded babies that maybe weren’t actually beheaded but no they totally were.

Can we get some news about this conflict that isn’t beheaded fucking babies or this goddamn hospital? Y’all motherfuckers bitch about reddit but at least the posts are varied over there.

Says the dude very obviously shilling for Brave. You’ve solidified my decision to uninstall it.

He has to do the weed thing, then he gets to be Dank Brandon.

Second Allrecipes. If anything there’s a 1-3 sentence intro to the recipe by the author, then the recipe. And it’s not overloaded with ads, and their app is halfway decent. Oh, and their comments are actually helpful. Rather than the typical “I replaced these core ingredients and it was shit. 0 stars”, it’s more “I replaced this for this reason and this is how it affected the recipe”; they’re actually a great way to crowdsource recipe modifications because the userbase doesn’t appear to be complete morons, and a lot of the comment mods are better than the original recipe.

These are the same people that think attack helicopter is hilarious.

They’re about to start bringing Dark Brandon back!