One time I couldn’t get a jar of jelly open so I smashed it. There are definitely better ways.
One time I couldn’t get a jar of jelly open so I smashed it. There are definitely better ways.
There was a period of time (probably about 3-6 months) when the launcher would cause the game to crash on launch. I had to mod it out.
I’ve been playing trombone for 23 years. There is no 0th position.
I always thought of Belgians as being swamp French. It’s the Dutch who are swamp Germans.
I’m a brass musician and an atheist so the only time I go to church is when I’m getting paid. The last time some Mormons approached me about going to church I asked them, “What’s the pay?”
They were genuinely confused.
I don’t think there are grizzlies and polar bears in Florida. Maybe in a zoo?
I like to play a little game when the bus shows up: 5 minutes early or 10 minutes late?
Never forget the “high speed” scooter chase with the angsty cyborg power rangers
I genuinely enjoyed Solo. I like that they were able to tell a Star Wars story that was more self-contained. The third act was pretty shaky though.
This movie is dedicated to the brave freedom fighters of the Mujihadeen
Gotta wait a sec for Niko to put on his seat belt
I had to read E.M. twice because at first my brain translated it as Entitled Mother (which doesn’t seem too far off)
I’ll believe it when I see it
I’ve seen Jazz apples in stores around Southeastern Pennsylvania. They’re pretty good, but my favorite is Pazazz apples. They’re similar in size to Honeycrisp but sweeter with a bit of tartness to them.
I wasnt able to upgrade to fiber internet until about 2017
One of my friends keeps chickens in a small coop surrounded by chicken wire. A while back some raccoons killed most of his chickens by pulling pieces of them through the small holes in the wire fence. A few years after the incident I was visiting my friend. While we were hanging out in the backyard I stepped on a dessicated chicken wing…
I recently had to reinstall windows on a coworker’s laptop because it wouldn’t boot (hard drive is probably failing). I couldn’t even format the drive because bitlocker was bit locking and the only way to turn it off is through the control panel (again, PC would not boot). I ended up having to delete the entire partition so I could reformat and install.
I watched Morbius because I was waiting for the main character to say, “It’s Morbin’ time!” I was sorely disappointed.
US and Germans (with some French celebrity prisoners) fight other Germans. My favorite part of this battle is when the French superstar Tennis player vaults a castle wall and runs through enemy lines to ask for reinforcements.