Ah the old “don’t criticise trump because biden this” deflection.

They both fucking suck. Just because blue biden is also shit, doesn’t deflect from red trumps extra special top notch shitness.

This was maybe a month or two ago. I was woken up in the morning by my fiancée who told me I’d left the fridge open over night. When I logged onto work HR informed me the day of annual leave I had carried over was lost due to technical reasons (cut off to take was end of march, I took it first day of April due to work time prrssures. They have no flexibility on rules), then a major headache kicked up from a new keto diet I was on. Then to top it off, I was selling my car, and someone was coming round to look. As I loved it put from the driveway to viewing it sprang a massive oil leak, like 10 mins before they showed up. So they viewed it spewing oil everywhere, not exactly a solid selling point. Needless to say they didn’t buy it.

All in one day. That was a shit day for sure.

I don’t believe thay anybody will not enjoy this food, so buy now.

Potato.

Reality tv shows aren’t on every corner in the UK. I feel your risk is low.

I believe you can be filmed in public.

They will search your bags if that want to, whether you like it or not.

As a UK resident, I miss being on these maps.

Damn you, brexit!

I can look at my phone when in an awkward conversation, to appear busy/distracted

Depending on how bad it is, I’d definitely try to pull something like this. Its blunt and funny enough to be a way to start conversation again. It’s not really about the money, it’s a means to engage. Your character and delivery are key, so it’s not a formal attempt, more of a playful attempt.

I hope it helped!

Next step. build her a fort in the living room. Tell her it’s just for her, but she may also invite you in to her fort. Give her Fort space, and she may give you Fort company

Dip your finger I’m pvc glue, letcit dry, peel it off. Repeat.

Or find an activity to distract. Don’t sit on the sofa and watch TV (if that’s where you pick), keep busy with other things.

Flour at the bottom of the windshield where that AC air intake is. It’ll blow flour all through the car and they’ll never get it out.

If you were observing as a third person watching in the slowest of slow motion, would the light from the headlights creep forward illuminating the void infront only slightly faster than the speed of which the vehicle is travelling?

Edit: assuming the vehicle is going factional slower than the speed of light.

Strippers vs zombies

I like frozen peas

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When my fiancée goes to work, she leaves at 6am. I’m usually asleep still so she wakes me for a kiss goodbye. I reply with sleepily with “drive safe, I love you”. If I’m to sleepy to say drive safe I worry ‘what if today she is in an accident, and I didn’t say it’. So I bought her a key tag thing that says it, so I know ive got myself covered incase I’m too sleepy

Isn’t reddit content just a reflection of people, and people also exist on this platform

Haha

“How to lose 10kgs instantly with this one simple trick, and dietitians hate it!”

Amazing! I will be organising ‘that’ cupboards like this this week

Triceratops people hold strong!

Bionic limps, especially legs do look cool! I mean I obviously wouldn’t want to lose a limb, but a far as replacements, they’re certainly a step up from wooden peg legs and other dated alternatives.

One bionic arms/hands get the same level of sophistication and function as flesh and bone ones, they will be a fantastic alternative for those that need it