I wish I could stop my thoughts this way

You’re aware nearly every npc has a name I wager? Those who aren’t are typically guards or bandits, half the NPCs in any given tavern have names but don’t have quests associated with them

That’s just not true and I don’t know what dimension you pulled that out of

I wanted to work at CERN in high school, alcohol from 18-24 ruined whatever slim chance I had of accomplising that, and now I do manual labor for billionaires

Smash players would be foaming at the mouth at the mere idea of Nintendo touching their precious baby

I think you need to play Pizza Tower

Value Selects “Midnight Pretenders” cover

What even is a good raisin? A grape?

If being saddled with debt AND a shitty low paying job is your condition of winning, then yeah

I wager this graph is indicative of just the general (maybe even slightly more hardcore) gamers perspective on Minecraft

Relatable

Mario and sonic at the olympics?

I’m going to promise if you hold both triggers during the whole 20 minutes you’ll replace a photograph at the end of the cutscene with an image of Hideo sniffing Guillermo del Toros sweaty used Workout T-shirts, it’s so compelling you won’t be able to sit through it voluntarily!

https://youtu.be/LnrSbu7ehOk?si=jlWsIIfgNK3diJ0w

We don’t need a civil war, we need to kill the billionaires

If you’re trying to be good, stop right there. You can become competent, you can grind nade lineups and do hundreds and hundreds of scrims or hours of warm ups and aim training and movement training, and there will ALWAYS be someone better than you, you will NEVER reach the top of the mountain. If you’re playing to have fun and are having fun with the game, you should play, because counter strike IS fun, but after getting out of the grindset, all I see when I look at my friends play is how little fun and joy they’re actually getting out of the game and it’s depressing as shit, don’t be like them

Dank

Everhood is really unique and id recommend it to anyone who enjoys Undertale.

I also want to shout out just shapes and beats which is a good time and I pray it’ll see a sequel

Ignorant fucking take

Yeah, I don’t think anyone at Larian is taking notes from Bethesda of all companies