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Throughout history the human population has only been able to increase thanks to innovation. Irrigation, the wheel, alternating crops, crop distance, keeping disease in check, genetic engineering to increase resistance and crop yields, and this is another innovation in that line. If you want to go back to nature, by all means do.

I believe the only way forward is through science and innovation and if that means genetically altered food for the bees, then so be it. This with the in combination with limiting roundup should bring the global bee populations back from the brink.

I was reading somewhere, in an article in the economist I believe, that most of their mining capacity was taken out, but that it didn’t even matter. Even if they only managed to lay 10 mines, it still poses a significant risk to shipping.

I live in an area where you don’t have to have a car, you can do most things without. But you’ll have to pry my car keys from my cold dead hands because it is so incredibly more convenient and faster to have one.

Edit: noticed the community. To be clear, I’m all for good infrastructure for people who don’t own one, I just wouldn’t go back to the days where I didn’t have one.

Don’t sell yourself short, you’re hot property!

As someone who grew up with parents who believed the rapture was constantly about to happen, this is really not newsworthy at all. The predicted date shifts a couple of years each time another one passes by without anything happening. The most original I thought was some date in 1998, because that’s 3 times 666. But really, it’s just a random number from some swindler, usually.

At which point Yoko Ono would reveal it as her greatest artwork, probably.

A lot of hooch, but not 300 quadrillion. Effectively the income generated needs to match 1B per minute, so that would be 6,57 quadrillion at an 8% annual return, 8,76 quadrillion at a 6% return and 13,14 at a 4% return. That would allow spending 1B per minute while maintaining your wealth.

The French have four-times-twenty-ten-nine problems, but counting ain’t one. That’s why their most read maths book is “The count of Monte Cristo”.

This is an affront to the Julii.

As a fake judge, I will have to hold you in contempt of court for citing a real movie. Don’t let it happen again, like in Batman vs Godzilla!

That’s the dead internet theory. Dark forest theory is that we haven’t had contact with alien civilizations because doing so would be suicide, as all resources are finite and highly advanced civilizations will preemptively destroy emerging civilizations before they become a threat. So there is no “noise” in the galaxy, because everyone is hiding and watching, like in a dark forest. It’s based on the sequel to the 3-body problem by Cixin Liu, called The Dark Forest.

I managed to park over half the c:drive. I drive an X5, BMW.

Watching any episode with Brannigan in it will cure you of that delusion, because he absolutely would be stupid enough. A perfect fit for the Trump administration, as it were.

Still better than liking gnome.

I do look down on people who like gnome. Does that make me a bigot?

Nimis cito, vir, nimis cito.

2 dolphins, one pufferfish.

I’m afraid to ask, but just how the fuck do you poop exactly? Do you helicopter poop it hippo style in the middle of the bathroom?