The wizard has an elaborate tapestry on the wall. When under the light of a specific magical candle, you can enter the tapestry to a pocket dimension where everything is woven. There you can find his vault of goodies, literally removed from reality without the light of the candle. If they take the tapestry as a whole, they have to recreate the exact proportions of the wizards study to make it work again.

While you’re right on all regards, I feel you missed the point of the post.

If you’re in the Kansas area, hit me up, I’ll go in drag if you ask nice lol

OK, that’s adorable but in .22 it’s useless

I’ll tell you what the guy that taught me used to say, " 22 or 50, no one laughs at being held at gunpoint. "

Stopping power is, for the most part a myth. I love 22 because if cheap, it’s light, and the guns feel nicer in my hand. My bud uses 9mm glocks because he describes them as the “iPhone of guns” you do you boo, just make sure your Deringer has a trigger guard, that’s just good safety.

Remember gang, if your ID has an l, g, b, t, or q on it you qualify as desperately in need of guns.

I’m in my first play through, I love the little apple babies in the community center and I’d do anything for them, but frankly, Pierre is my least favorite villager.

There’s like 8 employed people in this town, you’ve got a Walmart two blocks over, and you still make enough money to have a huge house, a shrine, and prime real estate in the main square? My dude, maybe people wouldn’t shop elsewhere if you weren’t such a chode.

Character name: [my actual name]

Farm name: [my actual last name]

My favorite thing: Being a goof.

This farm is for playing with my spouse, we’re married in game <3

My personal is farm though

Character name: Boblin

Farm name: Squib

My favorite thing: shiny rocks!

“All the more reason to dissect one, before the whole species dies off.”

I have absolutely mediocre stats, but the player is using slightly loaded dice. Not enough that everything is a 20, but enough that I have very few 1s.

Mentally ill.

This is a relic of my time and I appreciate that it lives on.

Honestly, I don’t even have to pretend. I’m currently on a waitlist to see someone about it, but I’ve forgotten when and who so in just waiting until they call to tell me I missed it.

If you had to be haunted by someone else forever, they are a ghost, cannot be more than a mile from you at all times, do not eat, sleep, or age, who would it be?

I’m trying to get an ADHD diagnosis as an adult. If I could do all these things, I wouldn’t need the diagnosis!

I’m not even shocked to see this from ghostcharm, he would absolutely get laid by infodumping about video games

Oh man, that’s actually really nice!

It’s a thankless job, but someone has to make the next unibomber.

That I don’t mind. The only difference between my D&D campaign and a Disney game is the players ability to stab the king.

Honestly I really love the idea of wonderlands, more dragon’s keep is like alchemical gold, but it’s so slow in a way that just doesn’t feel like borderlands. Even 3 has better pacing.

“You like like a modern interpretation of some Greek god of spice” I had a spig of rosemary tucked behind my ear and a shirt that reads “why so salty”