Thank you for your service.

5Guys is an institution and no 5Guys slander will be tolerated in our home.

This story does highlight how hard it is to scale bonuses across organizations. Even after knowing the realities of the P&L I fantasize about generating enough extra to windfall people. “If we just had a spare $2m we could…”

… then when you see the math per head, even cutting executive staff, numbers like that turn into a one time $100 distribution which, after tax is like $70.

The game be the game. Quality, Service, Price, pick two.

5Guys is a rare example of hitting all three imo.

Better is relative in this case. Yes, there are amazing local (typically brewery around me) places, usually but not always at higher price point.

But sometimes that greasy, made the way I want it, perfectly soaked bun is the only thing that will do.

And for consistency in both service and food across any and every location I’ve been in, at this point they are unmatched on their space. For someone with a sensitive stomach, I can eat their burgers without future repercussions - no other fast food can do that. Not even whatabuger.

If I see a 5Guys when traveling it’s like an oasis.

The Departed

Godfather 1 & 2

Rogue One

The Fifth Element

Dune 1 & 2

The Princess Bride

Star Wars 1-6

Anchorman

Big Fish

Can’t spell Tourism Slump without T.r.u.m. …

This is America.

I read the title of this post and assumed it was satire. It does not appear to be, and while Wexner chuckles it off it seems really, really, odd.

I’d ask who the lawyer works for but I’ll wait until I’m in a single story building.

That we live in a time where showing ice-less beverages in media could be portrayed as rebellious is just remarkable.

I contend that morphic resonance is a thing.

Microsoft’s first defining act was to send a cease and desist letter to a bunch of garage computing enthusiasts. Scarred bullies doing scarred bully things.

May 28th, the day of our fallen savior.

They could be flipping them for money in culturally repressed markets, pranking each other with a small but(t) sensitive item, spousal and personal use… fun at extreme scale lol.

Whatever it is, even as boringly significant as an address audit, there could be more to the story, and I for one would scroll that article.

Hey there buddy, I’m gonna need to request a source for this 8.3% 25 dollar per 1/3 pint honeycomb mallow root raspberry stout with hints of black tar heroine brewed exclusively by alpine monks… for a friend.

Link is a fantastic read, thank you.

I mute live sports, mainly American football.

I’ll pay the extra football package price, but you couldn’t pay me to listen to the play by play.

And I might pay a bit more to hear the crowd noises isolated, with ref announcements, if it was offered.

One could say that Tylenol kills more people than cannabis.

Yet Tylenol is safer than Tide Pods.

Make cannabis legal in Texas?

History rhymes so 202…

Right message (debt bad m’kay) poor case being made though.

In theory, almost every year there will be “a new record” as population expands, inflation continues, and whatever bubble you’d like to blame matures.

Other than showing it’s a 6% increase this does nothing to compare debt to income or assets ratios.

Big numbers are scary.

Next.

Their wings are/were better than BW3 which for a long while was the only other wing place that had seating where I live.

Was that guy trying to play mall cop kidnapper in Johnston and Murphy loafers?

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