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The Monkey's PawEnglish · 9 months ago

I wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately.

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I wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately.

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The Monkey's PawEnglish · 9 months ago

I really don’t want to go into work tomorrow.

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9 months ago
Granted, it’s called gardening leave, and in 2 weeks you will be unemployed. Enjoy searching for jobs on your vacation

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