I’m a good parent but a goat is a goat
Goats are cheaper than children
And they do a better job keeping the lawn mowed.
And although they can bite, at least they don’t talk back (at least in an intelligent language that you can understand)
They might not talk, but they sure can send a message.
The next thing you know is news headlines:
Goats invented telepathy
But are they cheaper than kids?
I showed this to my daughter and she said that I can barely manage a cat
Can I sell back the goats for another daughter?
No but you can sell her for another cat.
Deal!
How sexy is the goat?
Is that how you measure children?
It’s how he measures goats. Keep up.
Young goats are called “kids.”
At least maybe then I’d get some help taking care of the lawn.
“We’ve been unable to hire staff for our diner at minimum wage because nobody wants to work anymore. How many goats for two waitresses and a dishwasher?”
They were on a mission from God.
TIL, early Christians were just Libertarians.
WTB goats. Seems like a good investment.
The going rate in goats for a teenage bride is pretty expensive these days though. Don’t ask me how I know.
I’d like to know what the going rate is.
About eight goats and a wheel of cheese.
Deal.
Hmmm… I’ve been struggling to get in touch with last year’s lawn service. Goats could indeed come in handy.
That girl looks in her 20’s
Give the horny mob your daughters so they keep away from the visiting angels.
But they should write an IOU for you to claim the goats later
