"Never own a printer again."

HP wants you to pay up to $36/month to rent a printer that it monitors::“Never own a printer again.”

    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.worldEnglish
      19·
      9 months ago

      HP stands for hot paninis, because their laptops get so hot they can be used as a panini press.

      • CatLikeLemming@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
        4·
        9 months ago

        I still have my HP laptop from a few years ago, and despite running like crap nowadays, it still manages to warm my legs through my desk

    • methodicalaspect@midwest.socialEnglish
      2·
      9 months ago

      Dev One laptop isn’t bad, got one on eBay for less than half of its original price and it’s a solid machine. Other than that, HP can chew glass.

      • grue@lemmy.worldEnglish
        6·
        9 months ago

        I will refuse to buy anything HP, even used stuff, purely out of spite for them pulling this shit.

          • grue@lemmy.worldEnglish
            2·
            9 months ago

            Okay, I might make an exception for antique tech from the '90s or earlier, back when HP was actually good (e.g. a LaserJet 4, an HP-28C calculator, the function generator somebody posted in another thread yesterday, etc.). That’s very unlikely, though.

    • kratoz29@lemm.eeEnglish
      1·
      9 months ago

      Was HP any good ever?

      I remember disliking all of their Laps when I was a teen, but maybe it was a bad purchase by my parents too…