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Yeah close enough.

How about dead turtles?

I was going to make a joke about Hugh Thompson (the helicopter pilot that ended the massacre) being called a woke commie but he was heavily criticized at the time and wasn’t even given a medal for his actions until 30 goddamn years later so…

They’re gonna be real mad when they find out how American flags are properly disposed of.

It’s a joke about mitch McConnell who looks remarkably like a turtle and is allegedly braindead in a hospital right now.

dry

Properly cooked it shouldn’t be.

What was expected here? Take all the shit out of the fridge, put the pizza box in the bottom, then stack it all on top again to make it look neat? Maybe I’m a slob but I see no world where this isn’t the play unless there’s only like 2 slices that can fit in tupperware or a bag.

Sometimes it’s a slop eating kinda day.

You good bud?

“Meat crayon” is a wonderfully evocative phrase

As a rental, obviously. No way they’d actually live there like poors.

So when you launched the game through steam it probably launched the EA launcher.

Our brain damaged cat is generally quiet but she has a “help I got trapped” scream and a “it’s 11pm here is the song of my people” scream and they are identical.

Can’t find it now but I read that that drama was over the dev using steam servers, then also giving away the game for free on a separate site.

So yeah, no free infrastructure.

The C stands for communism!

You can tell the quality of game shop by the funk. A slight musk of stinky gamer is a sure sign of a good shop.

Gift of the magi-ass scrap bin.

That’s a pretty good summary of oglaf as a whole.

Meanwhile my Honda engine gave up the ghost at 170k and that’s because I did not take care of it.

Derivative names kind of lock you into a genre but system of a brown would go so fucking hard.